Lingery Fart

A person who is typically disliked and unwanted in a group but still hangs around the group (Lingers, much like a smelly fart)

Person 1: Man that guy Bart won't leave our group even though he is a creep and nobody likes him.

Person 2: Sheeit, what a lingery fart

by Enzo_coil December 13, 2021

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

fart funewgan

simple phrase said to replace derogatory sayings.

Oh fart funewgan! I locked my keys in my car!

by Honeybee89 January 31, 2010

Fanny fart

It is trapped wind coming out of your fanny hole. Usual smells like egg. Sounds squeaky. If you are a chav it smells like the coral reef

Man: what was that
Woman: it was a fanny fart
Man: it smells like the coral reef

by Smith’s private shop December 12, 2020

fart

an air poop that makes your butt cheeks clap

dude why do you fart so much?

by an air poop February 22, 2018

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018