A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Game of Shapesmug. by Dr. BootyMuncher January 29, 2024
Get the The Kurt Cobain Gamemug. When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.
I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.
by THE STiG December 13, 2023
Get the video game brainmug. by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
Get the Casual gamemug. That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.
by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021
Get the game egomug. Person 1: "What GAYme are you playing this time faggot?"
Person 2: "Let's just say the game is your mom and I'm already fucking playing it."
Person 2: "Let's just say the game is your mom and I'm already fucking playing it."
by Guts McFuck September 6, 2018
Get the The Gamemug. A game that you play at your cousins that isnt necessarily bad, but is very weird and different from anything you play at home
by Reilyisacousin June 17, 2025
Get the Cousin Gamemug.