Typing Penis 

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

Typing Penis by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

elongated, fat penis 

Alan Lam's head.

He has an elongated, fat penis for a head.

elongated, fat penis by JOKa August 12, 2003

horseshoe penis 

A horseshoe penis is one that completely bends around and aims at the owner.

Pegrum got with this girl, but instead of jizzing on her, his horseshoe penis ended up jizzing on himself.

horseshoe penis by guglido April 12, 2008

Turtle Penis 

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

Turd Ferg has a turtle penis.

Turtle Penis by pinchewey June 26, 2010

Jesus Penis 

A term often yelled when either in a great debate, and or a pissed off mood.

Dawson: "Jesus Penis! These scrotum licking daddybag bitches keep reaming my rim in Halo!"

Shawn: "Wait what the fuck is jesus penis?"

Dawson: "Oh, you know!" (winks at Shawn)

Shawn: "Love you hubby."

Dawson: "Love you too hubster."

Jesus Penis by Dawsy Boi September 21, 2011

Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Straight Up Gangster Penis by Wazson8 November 8, 2010

Cremé de la penis 

French slang for cum

Girls don’t want cum, they want Cremé de la Penis

Cremé de la penis by ThyMemethOfGythavil March 31, 2019