Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

mudcunt

What Australians call muggleborn wizards and witches. A term of endearment despite the profanity.

“Hermione is a mudcunt.”

“That’s because she punched Draco Malfoy in the face when he called her a filthy little mudblood.”

by Spopizol December 27, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

Mudge

The sludge that collects in the perineum area, often a build up of sweat, piss, and shit.

Man, I have a lot of mudge down there today! I think I have to go and de-mudge!

by rethanon January 12, 2025

Mudflaps

Shitting so hard you get shit on your own vagina, sharting onto your beef curtains

"Tricia, we have to leave. The Taco Bell gave me a serious case of mudflaps"

"Don't get the barbacoa at Chipotle, that shit will give you mudflaps

by SitMyPants January 23, 2025

mudcarting

When your straight browning her ahh and some shit gets stuck on the dick, mudcarting is when you continue thrusting, leaving poo flying all over the place.

''Man I still have that pink eye from when I was mudcarting this hoe''

by meakwunn January 29, 2025