You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

Do-boi

A no hussle having, lame ass, wanna be plug.

Drew Gross's DO-BOI skills are nowhere near as on point as Tony Pierce's.

Tony Pierce should write a book on "THE ART OF DO-BOING".

by SouthernBelleRaisnHell June 1, 2019

doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.

Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit

by avram2 June 5, 2019

do it for daryl

means if you do it you like Daryl

Daryl is a gay kid that lives in Rockhampton

catch the ball for Daryl

touch it for Daryl

do it for Daryl

suck it for Daryl

by James Tolhust June 10, 2019

Re-I-do

While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits

I asked darlene to marry me again, we’re having a re-I-do ceremony.. come trip with us

by Whitetrash cunttt June 12, 2019

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse

Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.

by mogacco505 June 16, 2019

When Clams Do Kickflips

"When clams do kickflips" is a very similar phrase to when pigs fly, but it is a modernized term.

Brody might say "Hey Charles, do a backflip off that roof!" And Charles may respond "When clams do kickflips, bro."

by ImNoHeroImAlto June 19, 2019