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Michael St John

Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022
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Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch
"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"
by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021
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john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋
by penis licker111 August 2, 2022
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John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off
“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith
by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025
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John Semple

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...
by 4832 August 30, 2018
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