Pussy Puff

When a girl is so dry but tries to have sex her pussy puffs up. Can also happen after many rounds of sex.

Random guy: Damn I was fucking this girl last night she was pussy puffed man.

Friend: fuck that’s the worst

by Hiyagirl42 February 24, 2019

Chili Pussy

A vagina and/or vaginal lips so covered with lesions and warts that it resembles a bowl of chili.

Alex was shocked to see that the Mexican prostitute he'd hired had chili pussy.

by hel112570 July 23, 2016

Pussy Points

Extra credit points - Points for those who are too weak to earn points when tests/assignments are given to them the first time.

Person 1: "Yes! I got a 95 on my math test!"
Person 2: "Dude you got a 40 on the actual test, but the teacher gave you 55 pussy points because you went begging to him."

by dickey6969 May 27, 2017

Patio pussy

Strange vagina that you come across. Or in.

I had some awesome patio pussy last night!

by J the odd October 30, 2012

pussy pup

A baby pussy that a grown ass man prefers to have over his wife's pussy

Bro I just had some pussy pup last night it was good

by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020

Pussy Mustard

Piss and sperm mixed together like mustard.

"Hey man, you're not gonna believe what happened with my gf last night, we accidentally made pussy mustard!"

by ethanbaldwin36 February 20, 2019

Stankable pussy

A very stanky one Ethan Lopez can't even handle it

Ethan backed away from the stankable pussy

by tootyassnigga December 1, 2016