Douche Bag City

A place where extreme douche bags, jerks, and arrogant dudes come from.

what an a**hole move! He must be from Douche Bag City.

by Queen CB February 18, 2011

d-bag extraordinaire

a complete douchebag who is in an elite class of their own. They take being a douchebag to a new level of obnoxiousness.

Christopher Columbus was a d-bag extraordinaire for raping and pileging everything he saw.

by Hisstorie See period January 13, 2009

wag-o-bag

The act of a bag, or 'nut-sac' in this case, waggin' against something of substance, for example a man or women's ass-hole or clitoris.

"When Christina came home from a hard day at work and was noticibly upset Mike gave her the 'wag-o-bag' to cheer her!"

by TheWagginFox May 6, 2006

chocolate tea bag

When you wipe someone's ass with your nutsack.

Hey Charlie, your ass is rather in need of a chocolate tea bag!

by Steele Bro's March 5, 2008

Old Bag Of Gas

Somebody who is generally unpleasant to be around. Usually cranky, negative, extremly opinionated and basically a total bore.

I am not inviting Barbara to my party! She is such an old bag of gas

or

Get off my front porch you old bag of gas!

or

Abby got an F on her test. What an old bag of gas

by Penny Parrot June 17, 2010

Green Duffel Bag

Dropping a deuce in a bucket, put it in a blender, then mold it into a cucumber-like shape, freeze it for three weeks, and use it as a woman-pleasuring device.

"I'm going to fuck you with my three-week-old shit"

"Oh, green duffel bag time?"

by no woman no WEEEEE February 24, 2010

JAM BAGS

The Panty Liner.

I was going to deap sea dive the ho but I saw the jam bags under those panties. I said "don't think so Jam bag meister" and walk away with my head helled high.

by BALRICHY October 7, 2008