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The Jack 

Getting a girl up the ass and right before one is about to cum pull out and put it in here mouth. Upon putting it in her mouth scream, "I like pain" and then have the girl give you some teeth.
Last night I did "The Jack" with Rick's mom and it didn't even hurt this time!
The Jack by DoubleDboy October 7, 2011

A lumpy Jack 

When a man who is having anal sex with another man shoves his balls up the other man's asshole.
Terry was going hard with Frank. They did everything; Terry said that he even gave Frank a lumpy Jack.
A lumpy Jack by Punk Rodgers May 19, 2009

Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit 

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....
Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...

Cooking with jack 

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.
Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.
Cooking with jack by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022

Carolina Cracker Jack 

Where you put a bunch of crackers in your mouth and mush them up and fill your mouth with cracker mush. then you smack your cheeks and shoot it out in someone's face.

(As seen on The Green Mile where "wild bill" does it to the guard with a moon-pie.

He got "Carolina Cracker Jacked" by wild bill.

car jack 

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.
I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.
car jack by torkhum July 22, 2008