Sal Derose

He is a charming man with a 12 meter penis way bigger than cashes and he bends most moms over and does his work like a pro.

Sal Derose is nice and big

by East penn is god May 6, 2019

Herpinus Derpino

"Herpinus Derpino" is a powerful spell that causes its victim to become dull and silly, like a derp.

"Herpinus Derpino!" Exclaimed the wizard as purple lighting burst out of his magic staff.

by TonyBony May 16, 2019

Ben dereked

Ben dereked is the next level to wrecked...

“Man I was so Ben dereked last night I was at a all inclusive free drinks bar last night but still spent €200s on drinks”

by Rob iyf June 6, 2019

Twiddle-Derp

The art of dropping something you shouldn't have been holding in the first place.

"don't twiddle-derp the punch bowl, Steven, you're quite drunk."

by Godd'm June 8, 2019

The Derpcheese

A Dutch sexual act.

This act requires a male dog. While doing a girl from behind show your dog some dog porn to get his little wiener erect. To make his wiener warm and juicy, pour some Dutch molten cheese over his cock. Now it is time for the great trick. So while you are still smashing this girl, smoothly replace your cock with your dog's wet, cheesy cock. While your dog is fucking your girl, silently walk into your girl's view. She will be very surprised and looks behind her and sees the dog. Then you scream: DERPCHEESE! And you run out of the room.

Friend: Yo did you slam that girl yesterday night.

Me: Yeah bro but I was not digging the sex so I performed the Derpcheese on here.
Friend: No shit?

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019

BO-Derant

When you’ve used deodorant but you can still smell your natural body odour.

I got a whiff of your BO-Derant.

by Theoriginaljackman December 10, 2019

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019