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laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
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Tunnel time

Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.
Our tinder dates were really confused when we handed them helmets & they'd need it for tunnel time.
by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022
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air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.
Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.
by tjmooree July 1, 2019
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts
"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth
by M1nkyLover94 October 29, 2023
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Brain Time

When you take your testicles out of your waistband so your scrotum stretches out to the max and looks like a brain. Often showed to others under a table as a surprise prank.
"Guys look, it's brain time."
"Dude, put that away!"
by Yuckasaur1 March 21, 2020
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