John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy: A bullet magnet who loves the Mannlicher-Carcano Rifle so much he wished he was shot by it.

"Man John F. Kennedy just loves the 6.5×52mm Cartuccia Modello."

by jimmy the boi yor January 29, 2021

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025

slapping your john

Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.

Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?

by Condalisa_rice June 19, 2018

john maynard

A sexy motherfucker

John Maynard is a sexy guy

by Ben Dover 257482838 May 28, 2020

john

literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS

character 1: did u see john today bro?

character 2: nah dat rat behind bars fr.😋😋

by penis licker111 August 2, 2022

Discord John

A discord John is when the mod is a gay bitch

"bro Jake is using a danganronpa pfp such a Discord John"

by Mickmackclack April 6, 2021

John Semple

The common village idiot... he nonces kiddies

Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018