finger monkey 

a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger

Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.

finger monkey by OHNBD April 9, 2011

monkey butt 

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!

monkey butt by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003

Tape Monkey 

Miguel's new role in IT

What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.

Tape Monkey by The Boss April 4, 2005

monkey 

a boy with a structured face what gives hints to relations with a jungle creature. Usually with big ears, and a big pointy lips.

Wipe that smile off your monkey face...

monkey by Chan March 5, 2003

butt monkey

someone who tends to other peoples wishes

"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"

butt monkey by Sean January 31, 2005

cheese monkey 

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.

Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.

cheese monkey by Smythee September 17, 2008

pajama monkey 

(For lesbians) While laying in bed wearing, pajamas, rip a hole in vaginal area and stick arm in there. While doing that, stick a toy figurine of a money up the other woman's anus (preferrably Abu from Aladdin).

PERSON #1: "I'll give you five dollars if you you two chicks make out!"

PERSON #2: "I'll give you thirty if you two come to my house and give each other pajama monkeys!"

pajama monkey by Jordan Schroeder and BriAnna Budde November 10, 2006