friendship cook 

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

friendship cook by Crystal J April 2, 2008

Slice Of Fried Gold 

Usually a British or Irish term. It means something Extremely good or appealing. Heres an explanation of the words
Slice- as in a slice of pie, which is very appealing
Fried - Everyone loves fried food
Gold - Fuck, who doesnt love gold?
So, therefore, Slice of fried gold means something that when you see it, you melt in your pants

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

Slice Of Fried Gold by The Sicilian Sledgehammer November 22, 2005

More than friends 

Actually pronounced "More Than Friends", this is a term usually used to denote friends who are also lovers. However, this term could logically describe any such pairing of individuals whose relationship "penetrates" beyond a simple, standard friendship. "We're more than friends, we're also cousins", or something. Yeah right. "We're more than friends, we're also taxidermists". Mmmkay?

"Jack and Jill were more than friends, they were also fellow hill-survivors".

More than friends by ginnydare February 4, 2006

Friendly Bobbin'

When a person makes overtly obvious attempts to befriend others in an effort to avoid confrontation. Friendly Bobbin' is usually done out of fear and is ultimately perceived as a form of submission. (Sai-en Gant definition)

They got on yo ass and now you Friendly Bobbin' so you won't get yo ass whooped again huh!?

Friendly Bobbin' by Sai-en August 21, 2012

Friendemy 

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

But does that mean that if I were to become an enemy of my enemies enemy, that my enemy would therefore become my friend?

Because, if my enemies enemy is my enemy, then going by the logic of the aforementioned saying, that would make my enemies enemy (my enemy) my friend.

Unless, if I become enemies with my enemies enemy, what if my enemy then becomes my frenemy, while my enemies friends (my enemies enemies' enemies) become my friends as a result?

But, wait... If my frenemies friends are my friends, (because my friends are the enemies of my enemies enemy) would that mean that my frenemy couldn't actually be considered an enemy? So, what could s/he be considered then?

And thus, the concept of "Friendemies" was born.

"Kevin is a filthy piece of filth, but I don't want to hurt his feelings by calling him a full-out frenemy. So instead, he can now be my friendemy!"

"Justin didn't like Kassandra, because she insulted his morton's toe. Slowly at first, they began to drift apart. After some time, Justin would only consider Kassandra his friendemy."

"After finding out she cheated on him, Caleb recommended they separate, and instead be friendemies."

Friendemy by Not Timothy April 27, 2015

Friendship

Two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Paul: What? Why?
Carl: Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.
Paul: That isn't friendship, Carl. That's sick.

(Text Credit: Llamas With Hats by FilmCow)

Friendship by Cora Le January 10, 2011

friendzone 

when you ain't about to be friends with someone cuz u done man

oh crap wait they think you are friends that's awkward better make it obvious that you don't want to be in a relationship

dude 1: I thought we had something...
dude 2: dang man you been friendzoned

friendzone by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019