cold cocked

When you suddenly realize the dildo is not sufficiently warmed.

hey honey, make sure you warm our little friend this time, I don't want to get cold cocked again!

by sarcasma mockarena January 24, 2010

Cock Fiend

Cock hungy slut/Gimp - Insult used to win all arguments

If some one calls you gay then call them a "Cockfiend"

by Krissy Tha King June 21, 2003

Cock Shadower

When the gay guy in your group prevents you from talking to the nearest girl in your vicinty by deploying his mangina

Tom was just calmly talking to Bryony when the cock shadower intervened and blocked poor Tom from getting his penis pleasured.

by D-Biscuit December 11, 2010

Cock Soccer

The act of having one's erect penis kicked in order to attain sexual gratification.

Calen White loves a good game of Cock Soccer with his parol officer (but only when he's off duty).

by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003

cock a feel

Touching a male inappropriately without his consent.

Bro I was out clubbin last night and Jessica tried to cock a feel.

by shrimp_master January 21, 2015

Cock of Pressure

The 'Cock of Pressure' is something that is often choked on when someone is playing a game and is on the verge of winning, however that person never wins, because they are choking on the 'Cock of Pressure'

Person 1: Are you winning?

Person 2: I nearly won, but I choked on the 'Cock of Pressure'

by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015