Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.

Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise

by Bob statutory December 30, 2020

Butt Fuck Nowhere

Butt Fuck, Nowhere. Like an address. Refers to same coordinates as Middle of Nowhere and BFE. Also see Timbuktu which is actually a place.

I didn't stop to get gas and got stranded in Butt Fuck Nowhere!

by SmartAssKate May 24, 2006

booty butt cheeks

That song from "The Boondocks."

Booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks!

by da butt April 12, 2008

Alabama mud butt

When you get so drunk at a party that you pass out and people put chocolate cake in your pants to make you think that you shit yourself.

Based on true story.

John was drunk and a little obnoxious so he woke up with an Alabama mud butt.

by oaff November 3, 2010

Powdered Butt Syndrome

A condition which arises when a son attempts to give advice to his parents, but the parents refuse to listen to him for no other reason but that he is their son.

I tried to convince my parents to save for retirement, but they don't want to hear it from me. It's a bad case of Powdered Butt Syndrome.

by skimikaze November 11, 2009

Butt Boy

Term for a guy who, when given a choice of all the other delectable parts of the female anatomy, ALWAYS checks out the booty first. If the butt doesn't pass, doesn't matter what else is goin' on.

"Holy damn, check out that babe!"

"Nahhh.... She ain't got what this butt boy is lookin' for."

by yeah right i'll tell you September 5, 2008

Butt Spider

A butt spider is what a clenched anus looks like when one tries to keep from shitting his/her pants.

Where's the bathroom, man? I've got a butt spider crawlin' around on my ass, I've got to take a shit so bad.

by Bumblebug August 10, 2006