by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
*3 months later*
Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"
by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

A person, specifically a drug addict, likely a crack head, usually found at a bus stop or the exit of a fast food location where they try to bum money off people exiting the fast food location, such as McDonalds.
One of the sketchy drug addicts is walking towards the car window.
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
by RogerK October 7, 2009

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010
