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Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.
me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011
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Zombie Hunting

Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?

Fred: What's that?

Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.

Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!

Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
by Professional Zombie Hunter January 22, 2012
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Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.
Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."
by rpcarnell July 29, 2011
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text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!
by suteiki October 19, 2009
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Drug Zombie

A person, specifically a drug addict, likely a crack head, usually found at a bus stop or the exit of a fast food location where they try to bum money off people exiting the fast food location, such as McDonalds.
One of the sketchy drug addicts is walking towards the car window.
Girl: "omg! What is that? Do u know them?"
Boy: "no, I have no idea who they are! I think their confused!"
Girl: "lock the door"
Boy: "omg its a drug zombie!"
by RogerK October 7, 2009
mugGet the Drug Zombiemug.

zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.
by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010
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Zombie Horse

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.
by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010
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