taking a wizard

To simply urinate or take a piss
(Derived from "Taking a Whizz")
D-Pan wanted to pee so badly... so I told him to "take a wizard" on the next train carriage

I saw my friend "taking a wizard" in the bushes next door
by Felix M. October 01, 2006
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Cock Wizard

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing

1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard
by mr. giggles12 March 19, 2009
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butt wizard

one who engages in sex for money; a whore.
Wow, that girl sure gets around! And I saw one of those guys slipping her a five dollar bill. She must be a total butt wizard.
by bellablue April 21, 2008
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Wizard sleeve

A Harry Potter enthused sex addict, role playing naked with his wizard wand trying to find the magical wizard sleeve.
by Atr987 February 17, 2018
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horse wizards

mythical equestrian creatures who can fly, have magical abilities and will kill you if you dont change the channel. Often seen when you are drunk
"Damn horse wizards!"
by not racist April 22, 2003
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The Music Wizard

A website created in desperation by one who wishes to leave his utterly meaningless footprint on the music industry. Those who obsess and/or promote such sites suffer from similar symptoms to that of "Transmissionism" and should seek similar treatments.
Henry thinks that people care about his website,The Music Wizard, when in actuality it ranks just below aids infected babies in south africa in importance of day to day life...
by Ilyavich Yufitskiy November 12, 2010
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Wizard High

When you get so high you start seeing boats in the smoke, just like Gandalf
Bro I got fucking wizard high last night
by Ty Lopez May 21, 2022
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