A beautiful 10 inch (including the hat) wizard plushie who is the one enemy of the Frogburt. If you ever say "Oh wise wizard Wizburt, I summon thee!" three times while standing in the middle of a septagram (like a pentagram but with 7 sides), he will appear. His primary purpose is to ward off the evil Frogburt, but he also makes an excellent toy and memorabilia.
Is a funny, caring, sweet girl who plays sports. She can be a little too serious sometimes, but when you earn her trust take care of it or she will destroy you. She would never do anything to intentionally hurt you, she would go back for you if you fell while being chased by a bear. She’s got family that could make your life miserable so take good care of her. And most of all she’s hot af.
Dude she’s a Walburga, get her now or someone else will.
WilbertMas is a holiday that takes place on the 24th of December on Christmas Eve. It’s a holiday where people of African American descent go around nearby houses and steal all of the occupants Christmas presents.
Mom: “Where did all of the Christmas presents go?”
Son: “Silly mom! You must’ve forgot last night was WilbertMas!”