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Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 April 19, 2018
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doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.
Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much
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Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?
by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012
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Doing A Dev

1. Someone who is always late to social gatherings/events. Normally by at least an hour.

2. When you make ‘special requests’ to the chef

3. Someone who can’t take banter and pulls out the race card.

4. Someone who forgets their ID at Wetherspoons.

5. Someone who will walk miles to go to a non chargeable cash machine instead of paying a £1 fee to withdraw.
He’s Doing A Dev again.

Have you got anything gluten free?
by D alahan October 21, 2022
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Dos Fuegos

A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.
John Adderson : "I see fire over there"

Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"

(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)

John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
by DankManAutism March 17, 2020
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Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023
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doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.
Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did
by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009
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