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vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.
Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.
by Puking Observer March 1, 2013
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p&d weekend

To have intercourse with a woman and then dump her.
I got two bitch lined up for a p&d weekend.

Hey is this a p&d weekend???
by crackin DMC May 13, 2005
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Weezer

A Weezer is someone or something wich belongs to the beautyful little town of Weeze in Germany. Weezer Bürger = Citizens of Weeze. Weezer Strassen (Streets), Weezer Flughafen (Airport), Weezer Kirche (Church of Weeze) a.s.o. ...
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by razzfazz February 6, 2010
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Weekes

The art of masturbating slowly into a midget’s glove.
I had a great twelve hours by just having a Weekes.
by JHM1 May 2, 2008
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weener

A term used by immigrants who speak minimal english in reference to those who cross the U.S.border first.
"Jose crossed the border before la migra caught the rest of us.He's a 'WEENER' !
by Jeff8A December 25, 2007
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Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.
I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
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House Party Weekend

Crazy times in Bucknell University, when every single person in Bucknell Network, on Facebook, changes his/her status to something stupid like "House Party. yay".
apart from that, people need to lock their dorm rooms at all times, to protect their properties(e.g desk, laundry basket) from a hall-mate that has no toilet education at all.
1. XYZ is HouseParty!! yaaaay.

2. that douche-bag peed in my room twice on House Party Weekend.
by empty alcohol container. March 28, 2008
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