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Owen Wagner

A boy who take 7 showers a day and asks every(I mean EVERY) girl for nudes.
Stop acting like an Owen Wagner, Jake.
by hahahpeoplefrommyschool January 19, 2019
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willy warmer

keeps your winkie warm so it doesn’t shrink
omg his willy warmers so big! he must have a huge shlong!!
by ur mums gay February 19, 2019
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willy.warmer

a willy warmer keeps your peni, winkie and even your pinkie warm! just so it doesn’t get cold and freeze off or shrink.
millie “omg his willy.warmer is so big” tyrone “the shlong must be humongous
by ur mums gay February 19, 2019
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Levi Wagner

Kid with a rich dad that owns a Tesla
Wow I wish I was a Levi Wagner. My dad drives a Chevy
by Dab math Jews band March 13, 2019
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Pineapple warmer

Gammon. Brexit voter. A white, right wing man with very little hair and an angry pink complexion.
The audience on Newsnight were mainly pineapple warmers.
by Mohammered May 26, 2019
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thigh warmers

Thick mutton chops or side burns. Popular in the 70s and 90s. Called thigh warmers alluding to their secondary use during oral sex.
Shunlet: You should trim those side burns they're getting out of control
Pikey: I'm growing a pair of thigh warmers.
by BigGayTrev October 17, 2019
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Hand warmer 9000

The hand warmer 9000 is a version of a hand job where instead of just the motion of a normal hand job, someone increases speed and pressure of their grip until the male penis begins to heat up and turn red do to the friction caused by the speed and pressure of someone’s hand in the vertical up and down motion.
Male: “Hey babe can you give me the hand warmer 9000?”
Female: “yeah of course I can”
by Yesdadyes January 4, 2020
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