Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.

(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."

by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011

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Rotten Waffle

The Conquerer of the Maple Island, and King of the Waffle People.

Rotten waffle treats all waffles equally. No waffle is superior. No waffle is inferior, in the wise eyes of Rotten Waffle.

by RottenWaffles November 15, 2019

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Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

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A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

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Wazzy waffle

A game performed by a close knit group of male friends involving one waffle, and 3-5 players. To prepare, everyone strips down until they are butt naked. Then all players start masturbating over the waffle. The goal of this activity is to ejaculate on to the waffle as quick as possible whoever cums last has to devour the semen drenched waffle completely.

Guy 1: what's wrong with Tristan he's been acting weird today.

Guy 2: Oh he just lost a game of Wazzy waffle earlier this morning, he'll be fine tomorrow.

by Wazzy the semen demon May 27, 2017

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