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spiderman: turn off the dark 

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
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bat turn 

The bat turn is when an actor playing the batman can't move their neck to turn forcing them to turn their whole body. Made famous by Michel Keaton.
bat turn by Sid the ridiculous squid February 14, 2017

Chicano U-Turn 

To make an abrupt u-turn ghetto style.
Your driving and all of sudden you need to turn around, so you do so on the spot, whether you need to hold up traffic or not.
See example: Ah shit I forgot my wallet man make a chicano u-turn yeah.
Chicano U-Turn by vinayjs October 4, 2006

Take a turn about the room 

An amusing term which appears so ubiquitously in various film adaptations of Jane Austin novels that it really should enter the public lexicon as a bit of tounge-in-cheek banter mocking the stilted, formal manner of speech common during the Regency period.
Chick: Dude, this party is great and all, but I've been sitting on this couch so long that my leg is falling asleep.
Dude: Shall we take a turn about the room?"
When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!

Guy: Just make a D-turn.

Girl: wtf is a D-turn?

Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?

Girl: I'm sorry...

Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
D-turn by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

main screen turn on 

What you say when Windows starts up.
We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)