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Tallahassee Double Dip

getting a ridiculous boner from the combination of smoking meth and being bit by a black widow spider
Dying slowly but never been harder…
When Steve got bit by a spider we knew it was only a matter of time before the Tallahassee double dip began to take effect…
During the fatal stunt, Mikey had Tallahassee double dipped then proceeded to flipping over multiple manhole covers with his penis… falling to the ground after such a feat of strength his last words were “I’m Mikey, and I like to party…”
by Jimmy BagODonuts January 24, 2024
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Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry
Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet
by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024
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Tallarico Event Horizon

When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.

Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.
"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."
by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024
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Tallahassee Taquito

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
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Tualatin

If I want to find some hicks, I’d go to Tualatin.
by hunchobrucewayne5 March 14, 2024
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Tella

Slang for hotel or motel.
Last night, we stayed in the Tella since it was closer to the spot
by Inbetween 7 and 9 March 28, 2024
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Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers

The ring of ass hairs closest to the anus.
I had to shave my Tallahassee Toilet Ticklers off.
by M0tionless June 22, 2024
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