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Wow, nice kill with the noob tube.
noob tube by Chandler Conoley February 25, 2008
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Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.
Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

Poop tube 

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.
I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.
Poop tube by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010

green tube

garcia y vegas, that come in a green tube, type of cigar used to role blunts, that mary jane is placed into.

Danielle-Dude im so sick of dutches
Kelly- lets go to the deli and get a green tube.
Danielle - great idea causes we'll be trippin on xo's
Kelly- true

Tumor Tube 

Term can be used to sarcasticly nickname a cigarette. Came about on the basis that cigarettes can cause tumors and a cigarette is shaped in a tube-like fashion.

Infamously invented by the late great Brian Adams.
Can be used by one friend to another in a fitting circumstance to degrade the usage of a cigarette

ie. Yo Son, is ya'll on some wack shit, goin out in this fucking rain just to smoke a god dam Tumor Tube. Ya'll ain't even ballin 10 deep, never mind 12.

top tube 

The section of a bike frame that connects the head tube (where the forks go) with the seat tube (where the seat post goes). Usually 20-21 inches on a BMX bike. A shorter top tube generally means a shorter wheelbase, therefore making the front end easier to lift. Flatland frames commonly have shorter top tubes (~18.5") for ease of maneuvering. A tall rider may find bruised knees as a result of a top tube being too short.
Jack: Yo, my top tube is 22 inches!
Jill: Compensating for something?
Jack: Blow me.

<James winces as the cross brace collides with his junk>
Jeremy: HAHAHA! That's what you get for trying a flatland trick!
<James moans>
James: Yeah, I was looking into a flatland frame with a shorter top tube...
Jeremy: Panzy.
top tube by Goedrik May 26, 2008