When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
Get the Hot tub smorgasbord mug.When you lock yourself inside your bathroom and you fap whilst on a call with 5 other guys of the same ages. All the while yelling some form of ‘no homo’ at the others in the call.
by cartaphilen July 10, 2019
Get the Dry Tub mug.A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.
Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub
by TrialBeRank November 16, 2019
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Get the Slug the tub mug.Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.
by tehkgb April 2, 2019
Get the bed and tub mug.A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.
Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama
Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.
Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.
by Stoney69 May 16, 2019
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