tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

Tellef

Tellef, the Norwegian name for dumbass. Hes usually handsome and kinda cool, but hes also such a fuckboy. ALSO hes the type of guy to say that he likes something and the next day he hates it.

Tellef ur such a fucktard

by Black jesus 2.0 September 19, 2018

Tellmitucomenwil

When u want to suck your baess dick til your face is purple and my noise runs sloppy.

Give me a slight hint an I’m in the car. Tellmitucomenwil My dear luv

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

telly jart

telly jart

telly jart

by uhhyuhyuh March 9, 2019

telly jart

telly jart

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

telly jart

by uhhyuhyuh March 9, 2019

Terell Jackson

that nigga that can ball hard and is a cryp.

Terell jackson is at the gym.

by Yt_King terell123 March 31, 2019

Tellahwattadee

Tell her what it is

GO OFF SIS TELLAHWATTADEE

by CJEDJ April 24, 2019