knee touch

The knee touch is a go-to move used by some overconfident men, in which they talk to a female while making eye contact and subtly place their hand on the female's knee. This "move" is normally put into place by people that think they are so good looking no one will mind the awkward physical contact and that it is actually an appreciated move which leads to later "getting some".

Mike pulled out the knee touch, his number one move from his arsenal, but the fat chick didn't respond.

by Ryan O'Connell December 24, 2008

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

The act of touching fuzzy things and getting dizzy from them..

Victor and I like to touch fuzzy get dizzy when we are down.

by slash10520 October 10, 2008

Touch (toit)

The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".

So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"

"You goin' out for a toit?"

"Aye, why not."

by Barrry May 2, 2005

Touch Her Guts

The act of vaginal stimulation via fingers, otherwise known as fingering.

Ken: Dude that chick is really into me.
Jay: You went to second base last night, you gonna touch her guts tonight?

by Kahltherage May 23, 2011

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

Touch Snow

It's like "touch grass" but during the winter, when there's usually snow.

Dude 1: I finally got that achievement, It took me 17 days!

Dude 2: What? go touch snow, will ya?

by Someguywholikessnow December 22, 2021