floor tom

a drum used in a drumset that is placed on a floor. its the most crucial of the drums, no matter what anybody tries to tell you.

That floor tom breakdown needed more floor tom

by Edddddddddddddddddddd July 5, 2005

tom's in town

Time Of the Month.
It's a difficult thing to understand girl talk.

You're getting there. Just don't piss her off.

Andrew: damn why are u in a such a fucking bad mood today!
Sara: Didn't you hear asshole? Tom's in town!

by Karenlovestigers February 18, 2009

Dirty Tom

The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy

"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"

by Squampy69 September 7, 2020

Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.

Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.

by J April 21, 2005

Tom Daley

World Champion Olympic Diver

Won loads of meadals

PERFECT AND THE HOTTEST BOY ON THIS WHOLE WORLD !!!

person one: Have you heard of tom daley?

person two: asdfghjkl damn yeeeeeees hes perfect!!

by guruyeye August 14, 2012

Tom Kaulitz

Sexy beast, party animal, from German band Tokio Hotel. The most sexy man in the world after his twin brother. Has a perfect six pack, and loves playing his Gibson (guitar). Wears baggy clothes, that every girl want swim in, and never leave.

girl 1 : OMFG,look it's shirtless Tom Kaulitz *heartattack*
girl 2 : I just had an orgasm *nosebleed*

by nosebleed_again December 20, 2008

Tom Holland

A man who is sweet, kind, and very generous! Who can’t say the word “crossaint” right, but instead says “Quackson” he now regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. The most perfect man in the world. Hot AF!!! and you can’t doubt that! He’s british and he’s Spider-Man so ya.

Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever!

by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018