Zombie Hunting is the practice in which one searches for drunk-outta-their-mind bitches at a party, lures them to a safe area and has sex with them as long as they finish by cumming in their face. Cumming in their face is essential, as only a headshot can kill a zombie.
Timmy: Hey, Fred. Want to go zombie hunting?
Fred: What's that?
Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.
Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!
Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
Fred: What's that?
Timmy: It's when find you find drunk chicks at parties, fuck 'em, and cum in their face.
Fred: What the fuck? That's disgusting!
Timmy: It's the only way to make sure they stay dead.
by Professional Zombie Hunter January 15, 2012
me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
Tevin: "in the theather room"
me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"
by Vilot October 21, 2011
Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
by suteiki October 19, 2009
Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!
by Vegas Craps Wee January 19, 2012
A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.
by DethBoxX v1 March 05, 2010
A piece of fecal matter that, when entering the latrine, sinks down and then floats back up, as like a zombie rising from the dead.
by Bulletmunchr November 15, 2007
When a girl is on her period, the color of the poop is green but there's also blood coming out her cooch at the same time so it's like a zombie because of the color and the blood.
Tonya "Girll are you on your period?"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
Loni "Well I guess I am because I just had the most painful zombie poop"
Tonya "I hate those"
by urwatermelonlovinkneegrow December 10, 2022