The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.
Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."
by Hannahcupcake November 23, 2009
When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
by osco50 July 11, 2008
The act of having sex from behind with a person while eatting a plate off their lower back. Their hands can also double as cup holders or dipping sauce holders.
by LafayetteYette October 01, 2010
In competitive eating, the highest ranked eaters are placed in the middle of the table on the stage. Lower ranks populate the ends of the table.
Guys like Joey and Pat sit in the middle of the table, center stage. A guy like me who is just a mortal eater is called a table ender.
by BilR November 11, 2007
Used when someone starts talking in a language no one really cares enough to learn (arabic, filipino, or whatever)
Kinda racist tho
Kinda racist tho
Some guy: nagsasalita ka ba ng pilipino?
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
Some other guy: Sorry bro, I don't speak enchantment table
Pewds: That's racist
by DeliCiel February 01, 2021
A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.
John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.
by Znight March 30, 2012
A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.
by Fern, Defender of Trees June 11, 2009