Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.

"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."

by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024

Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

by anonymous April 20, 2021

pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.

Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"

by duckzor June 4, 2016

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023

Spread The Word To End The Word

A trend that social justice warriors, especially white cult kids, use to get people to quit using the 'r' word ("retard") for brownie points, but also participate in bigotry.

These "spread the word to end the word" girls just said to stop using the 'r' word and then bullied someone for using a wheelchair? Damn they're all huge hypocrites!

by thattransitguy June 21, 2021

Pussy spread

A common phrase originating from a blonde 2024 pom senior at Edmond Memorial High School.

Often used in a musical tune, describing what is desired from a Stillwater boy.

#parkeredwards

“Eat me out like pussy spread!” Said Lakyn

by hthompson15 May 28, 2024