Santa Coco

A very poweful doggo who is more powerful than god and is the pet of the god of bread

Is it santa?, or a dog? no its Santa coco!

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021

Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

by Deenis January 7, 2008

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010