Pole smoker

what your mom is doing right now

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

Totem Pole

Its a replacement word for "totally".

"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"

by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018

stick pole

Urban Mormon slang for hand job, a throwback to their pioneer roots.

Where is Jen?
I don't know, she and Jim probably left church early to go play a quick game of stick pole.

by Alcamus November 26, 2007

pole smoker

Michelle Lapoint
AKA Smokey

Lapoint smoked rednecks pole on a daily basis.
Lapoint is outside smoking rednecks pole.

by --- October 8, 2004

Pole smoker

Any fan of Mexican soccer team America.

That vato rooting for America is a pole smoker.

by Jorge Vergara October 7, 2003

pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.

St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!

by sick man June 1, 2006

south pole

a slang definition for a males penis

i boned that bitch using my south pole

by the man October 6, 2003