hog masturbator

A hog masturbator is someone who masturbates Harley motorcycles ("hogs").

A most unfortunate habit.

Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.

He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.

by scodder May 24, 2010

thread hog

A person that likes creating threads on message boards and in groups before others have an opportunity to do so.

"Chris is such a thread hog. He made the Super Bowl thread in our Facebook group two days early so nobody else could."

by alexg650 January 31, 2014

bitch hog

Your mom

Damn your mom is a real bitch hog!

by fanatic pup May 2, 2014

Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

Wii hog

Any person who refuses to share the Nintendo Wii even after he/she has been playing all day long.

Person A: Can I play?
Person B: No
Person A: You effing Wii Hog!

by Teh_YogiBear July 22, 2008

Boof Hog

One whomst hogs the boof

Humphrey: gingys a boof hog
Chief: I know but Jacob spend no time on that stove

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Hog Heaven

Hog Heaven- When a person is in a situation or created circumstances which is beneficial to themselves, they are living in hog heaven!

Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

Jonathan doesn't work or pay rent, his girlfriend supports him, so he's living in hogs heaven!
Hog Heaven- When a person obtained what they wanted base from pure selfish motives!!!

by I AM HOTEP! March 30, 2019