the hog

A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.

Example 1:
Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?"
John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong."
Example 2:
Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?"
Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."

by boringoldorange January 4, 2018

the hog

Oregon expression for schlong

I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker

by 420hitter February 21, 2003

hogging

A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.

I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".

by Lou Stenspayce December 25, 2003

hog

the long male sex organ.

my god my hog is swollen.

by thrinax March 31, 2007

Hog

A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.

Jim: Don't move
Henry: What?
Jim: I think there's a hog nearby
Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog*
Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*

by they're coming November 9, 2022

hog

Penis hanging out of barn door of boxer shorts

"I just saw Ryan's hog at the top of the stairs!"

by deuce turner February 2, 2004

Hog

A term that is used to represent someone being greedy.

O'brian:You're a hog for a late night time show! Leno: You're the one with 15 mil. BITCH O'brian: You fat fuck!

by Makoto_1999 January 29, 2010