by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017
Get the Coffee Twinkmug. A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.
by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022
Get the Communal Coffeemug. The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.
I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.
by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011
Get the Coffee Jumpermug. Audio coffee is what you listen in the morning that helps you wake up enough to properly function. Some people will listen to it with or without the help of liquid coffee to fully wake up
Ron: "You ready for this test this morning?"
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
Tom: "Absolutely not! I am lacking my audio coffee this morning to anything complex."
by Bonk_ripper November 19, 2019
Get the Audio Coffeemug. by GullibleOne October 9, 2020
Get the porch coffeemug. by Reaker June 11, 2018
Get the Coffee facemug. Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.
by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021
Get the Coffee and watermug.