the tech ratio 

1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.

2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.

Tonight i'm pouring the tech ratio because the tech ratio really got me.

the tech ratio by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019

Zing tech 

Zing Tech is a roblox aviation company ran by the power of zingcheckmark aka allahcube aka axevil aka axivl.

they sell products for roblox aviation companys

One could say that you go to the hub and buy a rubeus alliance product and it will be hand delivered to you from Zing tech

Zing tech by ii_BlueAviation June 12, 2020

r1z Tech 

Someone who practices r1z Tech shows an unwillingness to abide by the standards created by society.

Dude I think he's a femboy...
Yeah, that's what r1z tech does to a man.

r1z Tech by iplayvnl March 30, 2021

maintenance tech 

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

maintenance tech by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

Running Tech 

The process of trying to and and also getting with someone of the opposite gender sexually. Somewhat synonymous with flirting, but encompasses further deeds. Can be extrapolated to other sexual/romantic acts with tech-related wordplay.

Johnny: “Yoooo did you get with that girl Sam last night? She was kinda bad.”
Aaron: “Yeah dude, I wish you heard it I was running tech.”

Also:

Ewan: “Dude come on this double date with me. We need to run some dual technology. Co-op play man.

Running Tech by Seagulls6firstguitar January 22, 2023

National Nike Tech Day 

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.

National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?

National Nike Tech Day by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More 

A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More by Ginger Snappah Head July 11, 2022