zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Tamed impala

The act of: removing ones clothes and turning on the shower, then the requirement of a poo occurs. A tamed impala then happens when the poo is not flushed so as to not affect the shower's temperature. It is then forgotten and left unflushed for the next bathroom user to find. The second user must find the unflushed act for it to become a tamed impala

Turning on the shower stripping off and then doing a poo naked and leaving it unflushed so the shower temperature is not affected. The opposite is rarely known unless the producer of the "untamed impala" informs the second user that they flushed their poo and got burnt in the shower.

by Gtmm March 9, 2013

McAfee'tard

Noun - One of the many people who think that their Windows PC is 100% secure because it came with McAfee pre-installed. Usually ignorant, technically-inept and sometimes like to complain about how slow their computer is, typically blaming the slowness on some irrelevant factor such as their ISP when the true cause is McAfee.

Ignorant person: "Holy fuck my computer is slow as tits and everything keeps crashing!"

Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."

Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."

Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"

Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."

Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."

*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*

Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."

Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"

by Drift_91 August 30, 2010

e-tard

Individual whos use of ecstasy has made them stupid

I didn't understand a damn word you just said, e-tard.

by francky March 26, 2007

Tarded up

Extremely retarded, unbelievably retarded to point of fucktardation or worse.

Jeez, look at that tarded up loser, he can't even talk so you understand him.

by Jack Carter April 22, 2003

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Tard Pants

When the level of someones "tardness" is so high that the word pants must be added on to the word tard. Like when someones says fancy pants, smarty pants, stupid pants, ugly pants...ect.

"Todd thought that if you light a fart on fire then the flame will burn your intestines. Todd is a tard pants"

"Hey man do you want to go punch some babies? Its a lot of fun!"
"Dude youre a tard pants.."

by The tard pants definitioner April 13, 2009