Keeping it a Stack

Keeping it a stack means to be 100% real, but only with serious topics

"Bro, I'm trying to get with this girl tonight"
"I wouldn't do that, I heard she has every STD known to man"
"Man, keeping it a stack, I have AIDS so I really don't care"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

blew my stack

The unfortunate condition of premature ejaculation. This can be brought out by a multitude of causes, including but not limited to; dog barking suddenly during sex.

Man: Oh dang, I blew my stack when I heard Justin Timberlake playing on the radio while we were having sex. We were only 2 minutes into it, why did you turn that cd on so soon when you know what his voice does to me?!

Woman: Sorry...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

LA short stack

when a male inserts his penis tip (often resembling Darth Vaders helmet, (unless they are a Jew) into a womans anal cavity, then with the utmost intensity of his penile power thrusts his pee tip into her vagee, then in a fluid but swift motion recklessly jams his full length into her throat

Man 1: "Man, did u hear bout that fuckin skeeze-pile Franchesca? Ryan Hoots just told me that hoebag is known for the best LA Short Stackin' this side of the mississipi!! That fag only paid five dollars too!!"

Man 2:"what a fuckin faggot"

by $$$THE SHIST BOYZ$$$ June 1, 2010

San Diego Short Stack

When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.

I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?

by Tommy the Roach March 26, 2011

git stack

When old men sit on each others cocks like stacked chairs

my grandad got kicked out of the old folks home for having a git stack

by Rex Rider June 22, 2007

Six Stack

When a person is so fat he or she has six stacks of fat or six layers of fat stacked. The opposite of six pack abs.

- David eats so much he has a six stack.

- Dude you're growing a six stack.

by x_X_CerealKiller69_X_x June 18, 2011

paper stack

A rather strange pile of sliced and diced trees in the form of paper that is cool but forbidden in some religions.

I wish jesus could drop a paper stack to get them pigeons of the roof.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003