squishin

1. A verb: havaing intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "squish's" head.

I need to shower immediately. I was squishin last night and I feel disgusting!

by indiana02genius February 4, 2010

squashua lettuce

a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch

guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)

Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart

chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?

guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea

chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?

by XIkrauserIX May 19, 2010

Squishadin

When you stick your floppy dick into the small opening of a glass bottle and get a boner, getting your dick stuck then having to shatter the glass bottle with your dick still in it.

I heard that Jimmy gave himself a Squishadin

by The other DOOD May 25, 2010

Squestions

Also known as "Squestion Game," it's a question-and-answer game where the people take turn asking each other questions. Commonly used over the internet in Erotic Roleplay (more commonly known as ERP or Cyber), it can be used in actual sex.

Nel and Zox had an awkward moment of silence in their ERP.
Zox: Wanna play Squestions?
Nel: Sure.
Zox: Are you jacking it right now?
Zel: ...uhhhhhh

by Zel11 May 30, 2010

Squishage

when something has a lot of squishing.

You're wearing really tight pants and your butt is being squished ,, there is squishage in the bottom.

There is a lot of squishage in that clown car.

by Tater-tot19 June 28, 2010

Squishpit

Area between the anus and base of the penis. Commonly referred to as perineum or gooch.

What a kick in the squishpit.

by PinkPanther14 August 7, 2010

squeehauled

Basically, it means you fucked up in the worst way possible.

You squeehauled when you called that black guy a NIGGER!

by ChannelingJWoww September 9, 2010