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Spread the Word

by DiaperSkunk13 April 29, 2021
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
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Unevenly Spread

A person who isn’t spread correctly. Meaning their weird and different, this isn’t always a bad thing
‘She is so Unevenly Spread
‘I’m unevenly spread but that my favourite thing about myself’
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The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*
by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022
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Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.
Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
by KrugerFC June 14, 2022
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super spread her party

A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.
She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.
by Mm08822 June 16, 2022
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Unevenly spread

A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.
‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’
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