Santa's Big Red Sack

Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.

Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.

by JayTree January 19, 2008

trippin ball sack

de ja vu in real time, when you are trippin so hard u don't what the fuck is going on. complete chaos, but feelings of uphoria.

Dude im trippin ball sack right now!! holly shit mother fuckin fuck fuck

by DJ Skeet Skeet March 6, 2009

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.

by Goat October 8, 2003

Sack Floater

When you're taking a hot bath and your fuckin ballsack floats to the surface of the water like some sort of hairy-ass bouy

Your mom was bathing me last night, and a full-on sack floater occurred.

by Sgt. Baker May 15, 2005

sack lunch

Presenting your balls to someone to be sucked and or licked.

Lay down on your back Cindy, Ive got a sack lunch for you!

by slikkpie April 25, 2005

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

sack slip

When a testicle (more often than not, the skin covering the testicle) slips out of an article of clothing, partially or fully, and is noticed by someone else.

When he was being interviewed by Mo his shorts were too loose and when he crossed his legs everyone to their horror witnessed the sack slip.

by MortyConti July 8, 2011