A condition in which a person among your close group of friends knows almost every person in your area and is unable to have a night out or other occasion without bumping into a person who greets them and nobody else in your group. It's known as herpes due to the fact that like herpes, you may tend to forget someone has it, but during social events are somehow constantly reminded.
Sam: Who's Caleb talking to?
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
Alice: I don't know. I've never seen them before...
Sam: I swear, Caleb totally has Social Herpes.
by Sore Ant October 20, 2009
Get the Social Herpesmug. A serious condition that affects horny teenagers. When chatting with a female, one who is socially gawkward cannot help but gawk at the innocent woman's breasts and get a hard on.
Betty: Ew, I was talking to Brian about the microbiology project yesterday and then he got all socially gawkward on me.
by rutzy342 November 19, 2009
Get the socially gawkwardmug. A disease that is prevalent among certain social groups due to a predisposition caused by adverse conditions
Head-Shrinker: in my opinion this child does not need his head shrunk at all, juvenile deliquency is purely a social disease.
Riff: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!
Riff: Hey, I’ve got a social disease!
by Dogwould May 16, 2018
Get the Social Diseasemug. A person who sucks you into a long and boring pointless conversation you want no part of, and you have no way to get out of.
by photojenna June 30, 2008
Get the social quicksandmug. Social acceptance is the fact that most people, in order to fit in with the others, look and act like them. It stops (mostly) everyone from truly being themselves. It's is also the reason most people look painfully average. See conformist.
by Keael April 27, 2006
Get the social acceptancemug. social society
noun
natural society which defines the natural order of things or the natural community as is in the state of nature. Social society, in contrast, however, constitutes what is categorized as a human or manmade community.
noun
natural society which defines the natural order of things or the natural community as is in the state of nature. Social society, in contrast, however, constitutes what is categorized as a human or manmade community.
social society defines the aggregate of a group of individuals and families coming together in one physical location in order to establish a community.
by Baron Neville June 26, 2017
Get the social societymug. A planned event, the primary focus of which is a variety of cheap beer is served to the guests. It is often a neighborhood event or welcoming party, normally held during the summer.
Jake: Leslie just sent me an invite to her beer social on the 21st.
Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.
Jake: I'm so excited!
Ian: Dude! your first beer social since moving here... You're going to meet a lot of really cool folks at Leslie's place.
Jake: I'm so excited!
by Define Me! February 13, 2010
Get the beer socialmug.