shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

by captain salad May 12, 2004

Shrimp Fried Rice

Chinese slang for small weiner

Chan: William! I stick my shrimp fried rice in your pooty tang!

William: Oh chan, oh chan!

by B October 26, 2004

Shrimp Tackle Box

A woman's grossly deformed and stinky pussy after being gang banged by the whole college football team.

Guy 1: Hey I heard Mary is going to be at the party tonight...we should go I heard she likes the D.

Guy 2: Nah man ever since she hung out with the football team she hasn't been the same. I heard she's trying to nurse her Shrimp Tackle Box back to normal.

by BallBag909 September 20, 2016

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003

shrimp fried rice

to perform oral sex on a chinese woman

in the song 'colt 45', ''i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice''

by bailey johnson May 13, 2005

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

Butterfly Shrimp kick

The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).

My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.

by sosig.fo.win November 14, 2018