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shampkin

When a male bends over and projectile shits on his partner’s chest while in the shower. They both lather in the shit while he bangs his partner.
My wife Brenda and I went to Taco Bell. Got horny on the drive, and I decided to give her a shampkin when we got home.
by Raph Orbison February 7, 2024
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Shimp

Shimp, crustacean
Person1: Shimp! *Points at water*
Person2: is bugs?
by Shrimpsaintreal February 7, 2024
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Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.
Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.
by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024
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Shemp

The act of ejaculating in someone’s buttcheeks, and then sucking it out with a straw
by Jackandjill1567 March 31, 2024
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Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.
You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.
by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024
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Shampiss

Shampiss is the term for pissing inside of a shampoo bottle at your or someone else’s bathroom and using it yourself or making other people use it while it is actually 50% piss.

This word originates from reggae style ai meme songs mostly used in videos of the game clash royale with one of the songs mentioning “hyperbait” a type of deck in clash royale, these songs also might mention other memed things like diddy, Epstein, and 911.
“I pissed in a shampoo bottle and called it shampiss”

“Bro this guy is maining hyperbait, he must use shampiss and goon to P.E.K.K.A”
by AJarchyYT January 30, 2026
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Shampiss

Shampiss is the term for pissing inside of a shampoo bottle at your or someone else’s bathroom and using it yourself or making other people use it while it is actually 50% piss.

This word originates from reggae style ai meme songs mostly used in videos of the game clash royale with one of the songs mentioning “hyperbait” a type of deck in clash royale, these songs also might mention other memed things like diddy, Epstein, and 911.
“I pissed in a shampoo bottle and called it shampiss”

“Bro this guy is maining hyperbait, he must use shampiss and goon to P.E.K.K.A”
by AJarchyYT January 30, 2026
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