In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.
by hoss geller January 16, 2012
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Bob: What did you have for dinner?
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
Bill: Scottish food.
Bob: Sounds delicious. Haggis?
Bill: No. They have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. Then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
Bob: Sounds delicious! Invite me next time.
by Al Benedict July 29, 2013
Get the Scottish Food mug.A fake disability exploited only when convenient in situations to excuse one's careless or pathological behaviors. Often, it is used to avoid taking responsibility for one's own words or actions.
"Dude I can't believe he lied to him in front of his own brother over the phone and said its no big deal and then went and stole from them in the same month!" "Well you know, he has Scottism so you really can't blame him."
by TheGoodFight November 10, 2013
Get the Scottism mug.1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.
3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.
4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.
5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.
6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.
7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.
8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"
Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"
General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"
2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"
Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"
Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"
Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"
Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"
Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
by mooroobool November 16, 2013
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Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
Jim: "Ay, ah got an ounce in me sporan fer just an occasion."
by TheAtomicPunk November 23, 2013
Get the Scottish Fudge mug.having lack of emotional empathy, unable to feel pain or simply not giving a fuck. usually passed down from the genes of family members known for drinking large amounts of alcohol on a daily bases.
Tina's husband was killed in a tragic car accident but Tina simply had no feels for the tragic loss of her husband not realizing she had contracted scottifeeliosis.
Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.
Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.
Johnathan witnessed his best friend's penis being brutally mutilated by a deranged psychopath knowing that he may never have a normal sex life again looking for comfort at Johnathan but he simply did not care.
Nick was shot in the leg by a gang affiliated black man but Nick continued to run as if nothing happened un-aware that he caries the genetic gene of scottifeeliosis.
by spade760100 May 22, 2014
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