Santa Clause

A fat harry man that breaks into your house on christmas night. Drinks the sticky white stuff the fourteen year old leaves out in the fridge. Rapes you under the bed then gives you a sededation and puts you back to sleep, then he has an affair with your mother. Finally, he is every boys idol because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Me: Jackson us such a Santa Clause.

by Karen's Acrylics October 21, 2019

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016

Dirty Santa

When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"

To spread holiday cheer Robert gave Cindy a Dirty Santa.. Laughter was had by all!

by Deenis January 7, 2008

secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...

I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.

by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004

Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010