redneck remodeling

When a emotionally immature rural person destroys his or her own domicile as a means to express just how angry they are.

Bill:Your honor, my old lady done pi$$ed me off so much that I put my fist through the drywall before I shot out the flat screen TV we got down at the Walmart on a payment plan.
Judge:Well Bill, this redneck remodeling of your's is going to cost you 30 days in jail.

by Cha-cho September 19, 2016

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Revolutionary reporter

A reporter that writes fact.

-I did read a column in Washington Post the other day written by an "revolutionary reporter". -What kind of reporter is that, a revolutionist? No he is revolutionary in the sense, that you can always trust that what he writes, is facts.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.

The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019